官璸 ﹚眔钮硂 Dude, you gotta hear this.
ψ次躬 Meat sticks.
垛? Huh?
稱ㄓ翴ぐ或盾 You want anything?
Τぐ或? 脄μ? What are you having? pops?
-垛 - 倒иㄓ窲 - mm-hmm. - yeah, whip me up a bowl.
蓟翴...惩炊沉 Ooh, uh, sprinkle some, uh, cap'n crunch on top.
官璸 或ㄆ? Man, what's up?
ρ и减俱 Dude, pulled another all-nighter.
и﹀縸瞷虏琌... My blood sugar's all...
臩﹁焊﹋ さぱ痷稲 Miss lucille, don't you look lovely today.
êも墩琌倒и盾? Is that for me?
糑 糑 癠 临⊿イ㎡ 单单 Hey, hey, come on. wait for the milk. come on.
ェ焊 Neal.
顿 官璸 ρ Hey, man. uh, dude,
и⊿т I-i can't find any spoons.
倒  Right here, willie.
び Oh, fantastic.
-官璸 硂び潸み -顿 - oh, dude, that's nasty. - hey.
ェ焊 Neal.
ガ緗吹 Bruce.
jets(贺縋沉伴)㎝wackies(贺縋沉伴) Τ砍届或 I have jets and wackies. interested?
jets ﹚ぃ璶 It's a... definite no on the jets.
wackies ﹚璶 A definite yes on the wackies.
考縋沉 These have banana-flavored bits.
Τネ玻硂 They're the only people that do that.
じだ 9.04.
 じ俱 Okay, nine even.
琌а临ろи$26.12donkey kong(贺縋沉伴)ドμ But you still owe me $26. 12 on the donkey kong flakes
-临Τê噶盻筧? -讽礛 - and the honeycomb doorbell, remember? - yeah.
-钮弧筁届cheerio或(贺縋沉伴) -⊿Τ - did you hear about the cheerio on ebay? - no.
舶柑ㄇcheerio常еΤ伴 Some kind of cheerio in their box approximately the size of a doughnut.
瓜Τ翴家絢 螟弧睲琌ぃ琌钩痷cheerioê妓瞡 Hard to tell at low-res whether it's smooth like an actual cheerio,
临琌碭遏磕Θ遏 Or whether it's several smaller ones melted together.
砛琌蛮诀╃尼 Probably a two-chip camera.
恨ウ㎡ Anyway,
и膙夹 ┮... I got a bid in, so...
辨笲 Fingers crossed.
 繦禗и秈甶 Yeah, you keep me posted on that.
程 ウcheery縋沉 琌ㄓэ Originally, it was cheery oats, but they changed it.
硄ノ难そ 1945 General mills, 1945.
瞷и笵 稱ㄓ翴ぐ或 So you've told me. so what are you having?
顿 傣﹊ネ Hey, mr. tom.
-琌郴穝碪摆? -緿ㄈ碪 - is that a new one? - australian bush hat.
и I just got it.
иぃ眔ぃ琵и揽綾ㄐ腊и碪╰ Had to have my shoe guy add the chinstrap.
琌郴ぃ岿碪 That's a righteous lid.
產常弧ぃ岿 I do get lots of comments on it.
讽礛 Yeah, I'll bet you do.
谅谅 Thank you.
 ∕﹚或? All right. made up your mind?
и璶ê I think I will have the one that sports
ē惩そ(沉そ)玻珇 The longest-lasting characters
丁程趁ル To ever represent a kellogg's product.
び Impressive.
иぃ笵 I didn't think you'd know.
и佩砓и﹡礛笵 It scares me that I do.
Τ盿╣舧竊痌狥﹁或? Do you have anything with the mardi gras beads on them?
笵 档︹ ︹ You know, with the purple and the gold?
讽礛 ê贺琌ぃ岿 常琌刁 Um, yeah. there's a nice assortment
璊弧笵 Of lovely, meaningless crap across the street.
и崩滤à借糷ギ苨福砋 I suggest the shellacked baby alligator heads.
êㄇ笴稦估璶ㄓ硂㎡? Why do the tourists even come here?
螟笵ぃ笵︱霉ń笷琌笴竧盾? Don't they know that florida was created specifically for them?
и莱赣ゃ琕翴狥﹁ I should just go back to making some straight tie-dye.
ぶêㄇ種临芥ㄇ At least I sold a few of those.
鲸恨杆耿Τ翴纞 But they're just so horribly decorative.
-或 -ぃ岿 - how are ya? - good.
 ê或 Great. so, uh,
硂琌...沉? 临琌... This is like a, uh... like a cereal bar, or...
-琌 -慌 慌種 - yeah. - cool. cool idea.
び慌 び慌 Cool, cool, cool.
程篫綪琌贺? Um, what's the most popular?
硂柑 琌┮Τ籹珇 Uh, in here, it's anything cocoa.
и硂Τ舽 We get a lot of stoners in here.
и稱 瓣絛瞅ず 莱赣琌ドμ I think, nationally, it's corn flakes.
タ絋 ドμ Correct. corn flakes.
程Ν琌さ程篫綪 The first and still the favorite.
ドμぃ琌程Ν 官璸 Corn flakes wasn't first, man.
-程Ν砏家ネ玻 -瓳 - first mass-produced. - oh.
 癸 砏家ネ玻 Okay. all right. mass-produced. uh-huh.
笵и碞琌硂種 You know that's what I meant.
ê或 程Ν琌ぐ或 沉盾? So, uh, what was the first? like, wheaties or something?
ぃ琌 Like no.
沉ネ玻1924 Wheaties is 1924.
程Ν沉琌惩 The first cereal was kellogg brothers.
穙窰沉 Took a bunch of wheat and mashed it up.
暗Θ沉妓狥﹁ Made, like, a giant flake
砆だΘ Which you could break up into little smaller flakes.
ê癬沉碞琌贺胺眃珇 Cereal was health food then.
ウ承硑琌ぺ疭焊柑カ The whole thing was started by these radical
êㄇ╣荐﹙毙┦胺眃癵(惩ㄓぺ疭焊柑カ) Religious, health-freak nuts up in battle creek.
膀服毙厩êК獺畕 Disciples of this, uh, christian science chick.
嚎腞ī︺瓆 Mary baker eddy.
琌摆 硂ぃ钩贺ほ谋或 官璸? Yeah. isn't that a trip, man?
沉琌贺﹙毙 Cereal as religion?
稰谋и瞷钩毙绑柑妓 It's like we're in church right now.
C.w. 猧吹疭(Ν戳沉籹硑坝)ぃ琌胺眃癵 ⊿ぐ或蔼ǎ C.w. post wasn't a health nut or insightful.
琌ア毖щ戈產㎝矰猳砪芥坝 He was a failed inventor and a snake oil salesman.
琌短ナ He was a dick.
惩癸產紅 He built a factory right across the street from the kellogg brothers.
澈刁縋沉籈渤緓ㄆ They would riot in the streets, man, over cereal.
ㄆ龟弧êΩ奶睹琌耂瞴辽 Actually the riots to which you refer happened over a softball game.
 硂よび次 All right. this place is great.
ぃ恨琌摸 It's completely cross-demographic.
-常稲縋沉 琌 -琌摆 - everybody loves cereal, right? - yeah.
贺膀セ蝴ネ㎝А颗Ν繺┮ΤΘだ Eight essential vitamins and all part of a balanced breakfast.
吹瓜焊疭緼柑 Stuart zeringue.
ェ焊吹 Neal downs.
ェ焊 ┋穦 Neal. pleasure.
稱ㄓ翴ぐ或? What can I get you?
иぃ笵 ê琌ぐ或? I don't know. what is that?
-癸 -ê琌quake(贺縋沉伴) - yeah. - that is quake.
綪扳纯竒蛤quisp's(贺縋沉伴)墩А寄 Used to be quisp's rival in the commercials.
-quisp's... -ウ氨玻 - quisp's. yeah, yeah. - it's discontinued.
-ぃネ玻 -ê琌眖柑穌ㄓ? - they don't make this anymore. - so, how do you still get it?
ê或...琌┍? Um, so are you... are you the owner here?
ぃ и琌竒瞶 No. the manager.
┍琌ê娩何︾趁ル The owner's the guy in his jammies over there.
瓳  Oh. hello.
... Do you, uh...
Τ⊿Τσ納筁疭砛竒犁? Do you know if he's ever thought about franchising?
或? What? what? what?
钮帝 疭砛竒犁獶盽虏虫 No. look, the franchise model is very simple
癸疭砛竒犁ㄓ弧繧伐 And very low risk to the franchisee, you know what I mean?
竒ю程螟闽 You guys have already done the hardest part.
瞷璶т畉ぃ50 But now you just have to get, you know, like, 50 other people
ㄓ暗竒厩穦ㄆ To do what you guys have already figured out how to do,
礛碞莉眔砏家痲 Then you implement some economies of scale,
礛碞寥窥 And then you just make, like, a bunch of money.
钮ぃ岿 官璸 Yeah. that sounds great, man.
ирウ We could, um, put them in
坝初㎝猳綪扳 Shopping malls and gas stations,
р遏沉弧Θ"禬" And call small ones "grande,"
礛倒沉癬ㄇ┰ And come up with precious latin names for the cereal.
иΘ玻穨エ We could be titans of industry!
硂碞琌⊿尺舧и 官璸 That's why nobody likes us, man,
瓣ぃ恨ぐ或常璶疭砛竒犁 Cause everything in america has to be franchised
夹非て "沉て" And standardized and "cerealized"
ウ跑眔家妓 Till it becomes totally fuckin' homogenized.
и琌戈セ產 и碞琌硂妓莉 We're capitalists, and that's how we capitalize.
и琌弧 タ龟筋戈セ竡 I mean, look, you are practicing capitalism right now...
碞琌硂妓... Right this... second.
ぃノт 或... Keep the change. do you see how...
硂碞琌и稱弧 Look, all I'm trying to say is,
Τ穦硂種莉痲 Someone is gonna capitalize on this great idea.
ぐ或ぃΘê㎡? Why shouldn't that someone be you?
ê妓穦琵部τ Because it would strangle him.
承硑 縩籛 You can create or you can accumulate,
ぃ娩酚艶活 But you can't nurture your soul
娩酚帮窥 And babysit a big pile of money at the same time.
秨產┍ 寥货じ You could open a thousand stores and make a billion dollars,
笵程沧穦跑Θぐ或? And you know what you'd be at the end of the day?
坝 A businessman.
琌摆 êΤぐ或岿㎡? Right. I mean, what's wrong with that?
 и... Look, l-l-l...
иЧ穡奔 I am totally spaced.
材贺臸琌ぐ或? What is... the fourth... charm?
み艶 る獹 琍琍... Hearts, moons, stars...
临Τ... And...
ó禸...ó禸 Clover... clovers.
ó禸! 癸! Clover! yeah!
厚腑ó禸! Green clover!
谅谅 Thank you.
穝狥﹁ They put these new ones in.
риЧ絢额 Completely messed me up.
Τ翴狡馒 Yeah, it gets a little hazy.
 и╆簆 Okay, I'm sorry.
и稱膥尿暗... I guess you can just keep doing this...
瞷暗... What you're doing now...
跑Θ...ê妓 Until you become... that.
单单 wait.
硂临痷... This is...
-叫琵 -篊ノ - excuse me. - enjoy.
и璶瞷痁 I need you to be done here.
- -或? - willie! - what?
и痁 I'm done here.
 Yeah. okay.
-稱暗ぐ或 ? -搐も - what do you wanna do? - hold hands.
⊿拜肈 All right!
谅谅磝羘 谅谅 Thanks for your applause. thank you.
セㄓиCDッ环ぃㄓ Feels like it took forever to finally get our cd.
挡狦ウ沧ЧΘ Finally finished it.
稱璶杠 So if you want one,
禗城レ羘 Go talk to jay at the back door.
谅谅 边 Thanks. good night.
ェ焊! ェ焊! Neal! neal!
穌ぐ或? What is up your heinie?
êㄇ趁ル秨﹍暗CD丁ゑи边 Those guys started making that cd way after I did.
笵 и琌...иぃ... You know, I just... I can't...
иぃ―Θ彩籹垒硑 フ? I can't just rush it and churn out some lame-ass shit, you know?
и琌弧 狦и狥﹁ぃ镑 I mean, if my stuff ain't great,
狦ウぃ镑脄 笵 If it ain't fuckin' incendiary, you know,
êи穦Θ Then I'm just another chump
ノ掸癘セ筿福㎝沉 With a powerbook and a microphone
籹CD镍 フ或 Making a cd, you know?
ê虏钩vh1筿妓 琵и待ōぃ滴狝 It's so vh1, it makes my ass clench.
┪砛璶跑眔脄度綼穨緇丁琌ぃ镑 Well, maybe being incendiary takes more than spare minutes.
璶暗琌 What you need to do
沉┍叫㏄安рウ暗Ч Is take a week off cerealville and finish.
иぃ叫㏄安 ê琌и I can't just take a week off. it's my job.
笵 ê琌и逗窲 You know, the means by which I live?
ぐ或ぃ綼鲢窥ネ㎡ Why don't you live off some of that cash you've been hoarding?
ぃ ê琌ノㄓ祇︽㎝禦舶 No, that's for pressing and printing and jewel boxes.
狦и⊿ê掸窥 碞セ礚猭祇︽ If I don't have that money, I don't have a release.
ぃ I can't.
иさぱ勉戮 I quit my job today.
-ぐ或 -и⊿禗筁或 - you what? - I didn't tell you?
⊿Τ! ぃ耚舥? No! you gave up your stall.
瓳   Oh, okay. great.
或 ゴ衡穝 So, what, are you gonna go back to
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-----====陆亩=====----- 碍 Hanabi 独 る籖 繫 癸ㄈ坝 羆菏籹弘艶
瓆惩疭刁 Living on decatur street
蛤êㄇ瑈簙癬ネ或 With the fuckin' gutter punks?
ぃ иΤ種 倒и沉绘爱┍т No. I have an idea. hire me at flakes.
ぐ或? What?
ê妓碞Τ丁暗ЧCD That way, you can get your week and finish your cd,
и寥翴窥稱˙よ And I can get some extra cash until I figure out my next move.
硂種次伐 It's a great idea.
ぃ 翴ぃ次 硂琌年種 No, it's not a great idea. it's a fucked idea.
ぃ沉绘爱┍ Чぃ You can't work at flakes. no way.
ê妓杠穦ぃ耞祇ネ痲侥 Hey. it would be a total conflict of interest.
-ぐ或? -и或揣眔? - why? - how would I boss you around?
и或蛤秆睦弧ぃ穦 How do we say you aren't getting special treatment 'cause you fuck the
蛤и筁τ眔疭笿? boss?
 狦硂琌拜肈 临痷琌穌 Well, if that's the problem, then ha-ha.
硂ぃ琌闽龄 ? 闽龄琌... That's not the point, okay? the point is...
闽龄琌夯ぇ隔竒秨﹍ The point is that the road to hell starts,
癸或 ˙竒今 Okay, with one little tiny step,
Τ赣瞷拜肈 Cause you got a fuckin' cash flow problem.
иぃ穦琵ê或暗 иぃ穦琵芥ψ砰 I won't let you do it. I won't make you a whore.
芥ψ砰? A whore?
 ェ焊 癠 Jesus, neal. come on.
ㄆ龟 硂種ぃ岿 Well, actually, that might be a good idea.
砛и琌赣芥芥瞉 êΤ届 Maybe I should do a little whoring. it'd be fun.
-ê﹚眔琵и -и穦琵 - gotta let me watch. - I'll make you watch.
-笵и琌癸 -瓳 癸 琌癸 - you know I'm right. - oh, that's it. you're right.
讽70烦 沧ЧΘCD When you're 70, and you've finally finished your cd,
筁ㄓ狾絚柑и You can come and visit me in my cardboard box.
и穦ЧΘиCD 或 - I'm gonna finish my cd, okay? -
ぃ穦狾絚柑 And you are not gonna sleep in a cardboard box...
临⊿钮и種 Cause you haven't heard my great idea.
蛤и癬 Move in with me.
蛤癬? 浩或? Move in with you? are you crazy?
ぃ薄τ﹡ ェ焊 You don't move in together out of pity, neal!
ぃ琌薄 и琌稱璶秨み It's not out of pity. I'm trying to make you happy.
硂穦琵и秨み或 蛤癬? And that's gonna make me happy? moving in with you?
-ê穦琵и蔼砍 -ê - well, it'll make me happy. - well, fine, then.
单单 Okay, wait a minute.
讽弧"ê" ê琌 When you say, "fine, then," does that mean
"ê " "fine, then, end of discussion,"
临琌"ê и穐ㄓ㎝ 猜矹"? Or "fine, then, I'll move in with you, you idiot"?
粄㎡? What do you think?
絚柑 Oh, look in the suitcase.
ии﹡暗ン搂 I made us a living-in-sin present.
硂ㄇ琌礶? 痷ぃ某 You painted these? these are amazing.
êㄠ There.
碞钩瞊ぱ毙畕﹡妓 All shacked up like naughty catholics.
碭琌 Almost.
ê琌稦估? What's that for?
硂 this.
ぐ或 吹ネ ê穦琵и捣ぃ本 Why, mr. downs, that would leave me in my altogethers.
種 惩﹋ That's the idea, miss katz.
瑈絬璋ó Airstream.
ウ肅︹﹚璶皗獹 - but it has to be a shiny one. - mm-hmm.
ぃ璶穞η 璶皗獹 - not dull gray, shiny. - yeah.
礛и璶рウ㎝...㎝进 And we'll pull it with... with one of those
エρΑぬ焊┰疮罯ó硈癬 Enormous, old eldorado convertibles.
и璶拦 and we'll wear those helmets
皌Τ礚絬筿杠繷帛 With the walkie-talkies in them.
-ゴ秨秨瓆ó斥 -ê琌ゲ惠 - steer horns on the caddy. - a must.
и璶рó氨good sam臩犁 - yeah. - and we'll park in good sam campgrounds
㎝║焊嚎氨ó初 And wal-mart parking lots,
и璶ノ秖 And we'll keep the old people awake
穘簎贾 With the rock music,
ㄏρ睲眶 Which we'll have boatloads of,
и璶ノиゴч Because we'll use our aarp discounts
禦盡胯 To buy as many records as we want.
琵秨瓆︽絚柑ΤCD㎝禬眏竟 Nothing but cds and subwoofers in the trunk of the caddy.
⊿Τ穦胔好 And no one will suspect
ê筁瑈絬禲ó柑繷ㄢρ That the two old farts in the antique airstream
碞琌穘簎奸烩ま Are the famous mr. neal downs,
帝ェ焊吹ネ Rock and roll cult leader,
㎝妒痸 - - and the hypnotic
美砃肚 炊﹁惩﹋ Miss pussy katz, art legend.
钵ダ睹蛮璏璍 Incestuous twins of different mothers.
闽临Τぐ或穝翧? What could be new about eating?
иぃ笵 砛琌穝猭 I don't know. maybe it's a new diet thing.
秈Ь泊礛ノ娩て Put it in your ass and digest it backwards.
ê墨狦穦螟 It'd be hard to eat an apple.
-êοψ﹃㎡? -ぱ! - a shish kebab? - oh, god!
耻傣穦 Soup would take a long time.
琌 耻傣穦 Yeah, soup would take a long time.
-οψ﹃穦 -琌 - sushi'd be fun. - yeah.
官璸 稦估? What are you doing, man?
暗次 Handles.
さ边㎝铬籖蔼も把里贾簍搓穦 Got a gig with the high-steppers tonight.
-иゲ斗穦翴 -铬籖蔼も? - must have grippage. - high-steppers?
或簍ê簧恨贾钉Ρ? Man, how do you play that brass band shit?
-и紆场 - - I play it all, homer. - gentlemen,
猔種 Behold.
иΤ I bring tidings... of great joy.
赣 Bloody hell.
舶縋沉绘爱? 硂? A box of cereal? in here?
ぃ ぃ ぃ 硂ぃ琌縋沉绘爱 No, no, no, no. this is not cereal.
硂琌秅せΝρ公 This is saturday mornings watching dangermouse,
疍聾 Eating cool whip out of a tub.
ê琌ぐ或...ê敬羘琌ぐ或? What was that... what was that jingle?
-癸伐! -и璶 ぶ窥? - right on! - I want it. how much?
-30 -Θユ - thirty. - deal.
30じ禦舶ρ縋沉? Thirty bucks for old cereal?
眔 Come on.
琌穦Τ窾禦硂舶柑狥﹁ There's people who would pay 30 grand for what's in this box.
琌 ㄇ短ナ Yeah, some very stupid people.
舶柑担? For childhood in a box?
街担? êㄇ狥﹁ネ玻ㄓ临⊿ネ? Whose childhood? were you even born when they made those things?
р硂ㄇ衡姐? Put them on your account?
ぱ肸党贾钉Θи临⊿ネ㎡ I wasn't around for the velvet underground, either,
и﹚笵琌街 But I sure as shit know who they are.
╊秨 Well, let's pop them open, goober.
ぃ ê琌旅帝獶盽ㄨノ Nope. emergency stash.
 Hey.
临癘眔и盾? Remember me?
嘿и铲 Called me strawberry.
и癘眔  Yeah. hi.
...р硂倒и You, uh... you lent me this.
谋眔或妓? Oh, yeah. uh, what'd you think?
иぱ び琵и佩 Oh, my god. it totally shook me.
跑篈 ぃ某 癸? Yeah, it's some sick, amazing shit, right?
痷琌ぱ Oh, he's a fucking genius.
и尺舧и粄醚暗mp3 I, like, made mp3s for everyone I know.
暗mp3? Whoa. you made mp3s?
堆叛焊吹疭? You robbed gil scott-heron?
и琌稱... I-l-i just thought...
и笵稱ぐ或 и琌硂或稱 I know what you just thought. here's what I just think.
禦20眎盡胯 Go out there and buy 20 copies of his records
礛碞Τ窥 So his kids get their fucking money.
螟笵ぃ粄70堵簈も Don't you think a black artist in the '70s
临⊿Τ砆坝夹腇镑盾? Didn't get ripped off enough by his label?
贾 Yeah. yeah, 'cause as musicians,
и璶σ納ê贺ㄆ We gotta be thinking about that kind of shit,
盢ㄓ琘ぱ Cause one day in the future...
┪иい琘ㄇ ぃ盢ㄓ Or some of us, the very distant future...
и穦綼祙ネ We're gonna be, like, living off of royalties and shit.
ㄆ龟 癸ェ焊 Um, actually, for neal,
硂ら竒ぃ环 It's gonna be in the very near future,
穦㏄ずЧΘCD Cause he's gonna finish his cd in a week.
眖さぱ秨﹍㏄ず 硂穦ま癬臚笆 One week from today. it's gonna be incendiary.
ぃ 搂? 或... No, shit? a week? well, how come...
ê街ㄓゴ躬 ρ? Who's playing drums on it, dude?
-ρ ぐ或ぃ... - - dude, why didn't you... - all right, all right, all right.
и禗ぇ玡璶玂盞 You'll keep this low until I get a chance to tell willie,
и稱и璶叫搂安 But I think I'm gonna take a week off and...
刁癸琌或ㄆ 琵и佩 Hey, something's happening across the street that's blowing my mind.
êぃ琌穝阀├ That's not a new concept.
ǎ碍 êぃ琌穝阀├ Aw, hell, no, that's not a new concept.
ê琌堆叛 It's a stolen concept.
琌街澈幢... Who the fuck would...
-ぃ -或? - no way. - what?
ぃ No way.
琌ê考㎝囊 That's the banana republican.
ê拜и拜肈╧ It's the guy that was asking me all the questions.
ㄓиō罙秆カ初︽薄 He was pumping me for information the whole time.
Ν碞ê糽加 Probably already had a lease on the building.
ぃ琌縋沉绘爱 钩琌盡堆叛ぐ或? Well, isn't flakes, like, patent pending or something?
穦癬禗ê睼矹 Willie should sue the shit out of that guy.
ê睼矹琌ぃ眔и陈沸畍 That asshole ain't gonna make us soil ourselves with lawyers.
蛤иㄓ Come on.
ǐ иゲ斗 Oh, come on. we have to.
舧羬穝承沉┍ и腊ぐ或Γ盾? Welcome to new original flakes. can I help you guys?
讽礛罢 吹瓜焊疭 Yeah, you can, actually, uh, stuart.
и狟ね㎝и稱翴縋沉绘爱 My friends and I are in the mood for some cereal.
稱ㄓ翴玡 Perhaps something vintage. um...
硂Τfruit brute(贺縋沉伴)盾? You have any fruit brute?
琌贺氨玻┣沉 It's one of the discontinued monster cereals.
и硂Τboo berry(贺縋沉伴) Um, I've got boo berry.
瞷Τ? 翷﹁()Τ Do you now? so does winn-dixie.
и硂临Τ舶...yummy mummy(贺縋沉伴) I've also got a box of... yummy mummy.
ぃ 谅 No, thanks.
Yummy mummy琌┣沉柑ぃびΤ Yummy mummy is the lesser of the monster cereals.
и稱и稱璶 No, I think I'm more in the mood
窲alpen(贺縋沉伴) For a bowl of, uh, alpen.
-ê琌イぐ繟Ν繺 ㄓ... - - that's, uh, muesli from can... - canada.
风 Swiss style.
璶 い 临琌? Large, medium or small?
疭 Grande.
禗 I'll tell you what.
琌綟﹡ 材窲и叫 Since we're neighbors, first bowl's on the house.
イ遏叫盾? Does that include the extra milk?
琌フ猫! He's a chump!
⊿Τイ ρ 屡︹イ㎝鹅傣巴? Skim milk, dude. blue milk and a plastic spoon?
 瘤弧 爱瞓 Looks nice, though, man. like all clean and shit.
ぃノ踞み 镑ぃΘ Ah, you got nothing to worry about, man. he's a pinhead.
Τ﹁ He's gonna be eating our dust.
ぃ 穦笴 No, man, he'll take the tourists.
ぃ倒禣 ぃ穦窱縋沉绘爱 They don't tip anyway. can't touch flakes.
ぃ琌и ⊿ Not our people. no fucking way.
絋龟Τyummy mummyê妓狥﹁ They did have that yummy mummy stuff.
Τc.w. 猧吹疭(Ν戳沉籹硑坝) It's c.w. post, man.
-碞钩ぺ疭焊柑妓 -佩┣  - it's battle creek all over again! - don't freak out, willie.
甡┤ 钮и弧 Don't freak. look, listen to me.
硂╧穦碭ぱぇず瘆玻 This guy is gonna be belly-up in a few days.
惩碞琌砆猧吹疭倒穌 Post is what divided the kellogg brothers, man!
惩钡も筁ㄓ Little kellogg took over,
礛场扳 Sold out,
甡篏惩 Totally screwed big kellogg!
眖ぃТ! They never reconciled!
-疩Λü? ⊿! -иぃ琌惩 - utopia? hah! gone! - hey, we're not the kellogg brothers.
-忌睹! -иぃ琌惩 ぃ? - riots! - we're not the kellogg brothers, okay?
硂趁ル琌逗表 Τぐ或? Look, this guy's a loser. come on. what does he got?
礚獶碞琌ㄇ簘獹繺ㄣ㎝慈 Some, uh, windex and a bunch of hard chairs that match.
街街摆 碞琌ぁ Woo-fuckin'-hoo. he's a joke.
硂妓 街 Come on. who...
街琌硂ρ? Who's the captain of crunch?
眔 Huh? come on.
街琌Ν繺玜瓁? Who's the champion of breakfasts?
и璶...и璶钮硂或弧 I wanna... I wanna hear you say it.
 筁ㄓ 筁ㄓ Willie b. come on. come on.
и倒暗睼都 I'll whip you up an all-frosted blend.
ぐ或ぃ㎡? 碞搂 Why not? it's just a week.
ê玙礟腇 Because ye old phony
承縋沉绘爱┍ Original flakes rip-off shop
琵ъ╣ Has got willie very freaked out.
иぃぃ恨 I'm not just gonna abandon the guy.
и稱ê妓暗╬翴 I think that'd be a little bit selfish.
恨ㄆぃ琌╬ Taking care of yourself isn't selfish.
и穦倒弧 ? I'm gonna do it, okay?
琌硂搂ぃび続 It's just not the right week.
ê碞琵硂搂続摆 So make it the right week.
沟赌и Hire me.
狦ぃê Look, it's not a conflict of interest
碞⊿Τ痲侥 If you're not there.
ぃノи羱 You don't even have to pay me.
и惠璶 I'll just babysit the hippy man
酚臮êρ While you do your work...
笵 痷タ You know, your real work.
и﹚и穌﹚或暗沉ネ種 I'm sure I can figure out how to fix cereal.
螟笵⊿钮и弧盾? Is it that you can't hear me?
и钮 No, I hear you.
琌踞み You're scared.
踞み穦穌瘂 Scared it'll suck.
踞み琌穦Θ Scared it'll be great.
и笵踞み稰 Look, I know scared.
и常踞み I'm scared all the time.
τ瞷 и踞み And right now, I'm scared
琌暗ㄇ贾縋沉绘爱 You're a cereal guy doing a little music
τぃ琌沉┍戮贾 Instead of a musician working in a cereal bar.
縋沉绘爱? A cereal guy?
谅ê或弧 腳ī Thanks for that, baby.
谅稲㎝や Thanks for the love and support.
硂碞琌稲 It is love.
碪ぃ岿 傣﹊ 甃褐焊集吹 Nice one, tom. sherlock holmes.
硂琌聐忱拦 иぃ眔ぃ禦 It's a deer slayer. I had to order it.
-玡甠筁忱盾? -⊿Τ - you ever slay any deer? - nope.
т続碪 You got the proper headgear for it.
臩﹁焊﹋ 程妓摆? Miss lucille, how the fuck are you?
ぃ璶量偶杠 淮 Don't you be trash-mouthing me, little man.
-みиら -さぱ璶ぃ璶刚翴穝? - I'll fuck you up. - how about trying something new today?
ㄓ翴apple jacks┪honeycombs...碞? Some apple jacks or honeycombs... the one-inch?
倒ии縋沉绘爱碞︽ 睼矹 Just give me my cereal, you little cracker.
ぃ璶笹иゴЬ Don't make me go across the street on your ass.
硂妓 и穦и璹盉 Don't do that. I'd break off our engagement.
タêだ祇縋沉绘爱㎡ They're giving cereal away over there,
иぃ尺舧ê妓 But I ain't like that.
瞷倒и暗и沉 睼矹 Now fix me my cereal, you little motherfucker.
臩﹁焊﹋疭秸㎝... Miss lucille's special concoction...
 Ν繺 Cocoa puffs, cocoa krispies,
ォ㎝ォイ Chocolate chips and chocolate milk.
疭艶活秖 One soul power special.
и秨﹍硂ぇ玡и碞㎝Ь妓フ Now, before I started eating this, I was white as your ass.
ê縋沉绘爱┍ Hey, why is that phony flakes guy
本篨琌璶稦估? Hanging up flags?
癬ㄓ钩紀斌氨ó初 Looks like a used car place.
赣 端み饼荡 Oh, dang, he is desperate.
Τ繦э芥イ筎 He's gonna have the cheese rock 104 van any minute
临だ祇禣荐㎝贾 Giving out free hot dogs and cokes.
荐㎝ Yeah, man. hot dogs and shit.
и倒弧筁 穦Ч矹 I told you he'd tank. I told you.
иΘ毖! Yeah, we kicked his dick in the dirt!
ирゴ毖! Yeah! we beat somebody at something!
и穦ッ环硂! We're gonna be here forever!
и碞钩镰礁妓ネ㏑箈眏! - we're like cockroaches! - whoo!
-ッ环縋沉绘爱! -ッ环縋沉绘爱! - flakes forever, man! - flakes forever!
縋沉绘爱! 縋沉绘爱! 縋沉绘爱! Flakes! flakes! flakes! flakes!
縋沉绘爱! 縋沉绘爱! 縋沉绘爱! Flakes! flakes! flakes! flakes! flakes!
縋沉!縋沉!縋沉!縋沉! - whoo! - flakes! flakes! flakes! flakes!
縋沉!縋沉!縋沉!縋沉!縋沉!縋沉!縋沉! Flakes! flakes! flakes! flakes! flakes! flakes! flakes!
縋沉!縋沉!縋沉!縋沉!縋沉! - - flakes! flakes! flakes! flakes! flakes!
-縋沉!縋沉!縋沉!縋沉! -ェ焊 - flakes! flakes! flakes! flakes! - neal!
縋沉!縋沉! -ェ焊 - flakes! flakes! - neal!
縋沉!縋沉!縋沉!縋沉! Flakes. flakes. flakes. flakes.
硂琌礚瞶緓 酚臮 Look, this is nonsense. take care of yourself.
蔼砍 Willie's happy,
琵и硂ㄓ 盾? So hire me and go do your week, okay?
礚阶妓硂よぃ镑杆и Whatever it was that was sufficient to get us to this place
常礚猭笷Θи冠稱 Is insufficient to get us to the next place.
и眖┋笲绘笵硂琌痷 I got that from a fortune cookie, and it's true.
ぃ眔ぃ璶瞒秨硂柑 穝秨﹍ You have to leave this place to get to the next place.
┮琵иㄓ硂 So hire me and do your week.
-и传丁酵硂 -ぃ ェ焊 筁ㄓ - can we talk about this another time? - no, neal. come on.
痷 This is ridiculous.
 Okay.
-璶氮莱иンㄆ - - you gotta promise me one thing. - yeah.
ぃ恨竒犁い祇ネぐ或ㄆ薄 No matter what happens in our professional life,
ぃ穦紇臫и╬ネ - mm-hmm. - it will not affect our private life.
- - 碞琌弧狦и癸繹ㄏ - okay. - okay, that means if I boss you around,
琵痁 緖辰 单单 Make you work late, fire you, anything,
-ぃ穦紇臫и╬ネ - - it's not going to affect our private life. - yeah.
甧摆  и氮莱 Yeah. that's easy. yeah. okay. I promise.
ê 砆沟ノ Okay. then you're hired.
瞷砆秆侗 Now you're fired.
氮莱筁 You promised.
スネ種秨﹍砍 и﹚材倒ゴ筿杠 As soon as business picks up, I'll be sure to give you a call.
ぃ и瞷碞腊рネ種 No, I can help you pick up your business right now.
и谋眔и腊盢縋沉绘爱┍ネ種暗 See, I think I can help you put flakes out of business,
礛寥稱寥窥 And then you can make all the money you want.
稱腊и暗ネ種? You wanna put flakes out of business?
иゲ斗硂或暗 I have to. mercy killing.
-盾? - you in? -
╧ねハ? Did your boyfriend dump you?
硂㎝刚Τぐ或闽玒盾? Is that really relevant in a job interview?
癸 Right.
╆簆 Sorry.
иぃ琌胊 Look, I'm not a bad guy, you know?
и琌硂柑坝诀 I just saw an opportunity here
⊿Τノぐ或狥﹁ That wasn't being taken advantage of.
êㄇ荡ぃ穦暗ㄇ Those guys are never gonna do anything
㎝禦芥闽ㄆ薄 With that business.
и眖⊿弧琌胊 I never said you were a bad guy.
и弧 и稱и腊 I said, I think I can help you.
... 谅谅 Okay, well... look, thanks,
и谋眔и︽ But I think I'll be okay.
硂琌讽虏虫笲犁家 It's a pretty simple business model.
尺舧絓珇 People like to eat cereal,
尺舧爱瞓 And they like to be in a place that's clean,
⊿癸よ And where the staff doesn't yell at you.
и璶瑻み单祇瞷硂柑 I just have to be patient while they find me.
笵ê┬琌洱洱痙倒盾? Did you know that willie's mom left him that building?
ぃノ┍ So he pays no rent.
... ㎝и硂阀瞦代... You... and I'm just guessing here...
Τ...щ戈 Have a... an investor
稱硂獶盽禥琿 Who pays through the hoo-hoo
禦硂丁绘爱┍ For this very pricy locale.
砐拜 礛禗 You might as well just call them and tell them
ぃ笵暗ぐ或 That you have no idea what you're doing
硂妓琌ぃ秆∕拜肈 And that this is never gonna work out.
-ぃ穦? -ぃ穦 - oh, no? - no,
ぃ穦縋沉绘爱┍ Because people don't go to flakes to eat cereal.
產暗縋沉绘爱 They can do that at home.
ê琌êよ稰谋 They go there to be a part of something cool,
眖硂тê贺稰谋 And they're never gonna find that here,
ぃ恨Τぶ瑻み No matter how patient you are.
谋眔㎡ What do you think?
и谋眔程ノ痷 Uh, I think we better use your real name.
硂碞琌и痷 This is my real name.
êи谋眔程э Then I think we better make something up.
侈 侈 侈 Hey, hey, hey.
-秨﹍ -び次 - initiation time. - great.
暗ぐ或? What's she doing?
暗倒и Making me watch.
-侈! - - hey! - hey.
-簍冀? -癸摆 - you been in your studio? - uh, yeah.
び次 狦稱倒и That's great. oh, if you have anything
簍ㄇぐ或杠 и贾種钮 That you'd like to play me, I would love to hear it.
单 When it's ready.
"秆侗"ㄆ... Listen, about that "firing you" thing...
⊿ㄆ ит Oh, it's fine. I got another job.
Τ拜肈盾 硂琌τ Is that a problem? cause it's just a job.
碞钩縋沉绘爱┍稦妓 Just like you working at flakes.
睼眀 產縋沉盾? Shit, you're eating them?
-рê簈佰筂 - sing the song again. - mm-mm.
ㄓ ρ ぶ腊и脖窲 Come on, man. at least fix me up a bowl, then.
ェ焊 - mm-mm. - neal.
ェ焊 筁ㄓ ノ从暗 Neal, come here. she's doing something.
杆耿 With plants.
ê琌琌羬 - it's temporary. - huh?
и粄ぃ琌 Don't sound temporary to me, magoo.
官璸 腊и窲縋沉freakies(贺縋沉伴) Come on, man. dose me up with some freakies.
硂 Here.
沽沽硂 Eat this.
覆靛爱縋沉? 官璸 Grape cereal? oh, come on, man!
稱碞硂覆靛 и惠璶Freakies Eat the grape shit if you want! I need the freakies!
ρ Oh, man.
ェ焊 ㄓ硂  Neal, come here, man.
ぐ或 What?
ぺ疭焊柑  Τ薄猵 Battle creek, man. riots.
и谋眔иゲ斗┕... カ柑砏﹚... I think we need to back them up... city regulations for...
赣 Aw, shit.
废跋 琌贝瓁薄 A smoking patio. they're going for our stoners.
瞷娩ㄉノ沉娩┾废 See, now they can smoke while they eat their cereal.
び次 и尺舧 и種暗猭 琌... Cool. it's cool. I like it. I'll give you that. I just...
癸躬纘废暗猭 и稰Τ翴ぃ I'm a little uncomfortable about encouraging this kind of behavior,
笵盾? you know?
琌稱璶滴続临琌? Do you wanna be cool or comfortable?
单单 Wait a minute.
Τ栏 Oh, yeah. here we go.
秈ㄓ So come on in. all right.
龟悔 и18烦ネらêぱ Well, I changed my name,
и碞рэ Actually, on my 18th birthday.
传 It actually only takes about two hours
﹡礛ノ2丁 To change your name.
ê и碞炊﹁惩﹋(窟珆) And I've been miss pussy katz ever since.
 Here you go.
臩﹁焊﹋  Miss lucille, how are you?
 What you fools up to?
临 莱赣尺舧ㄇ狥﹁ Г Not too much. something you might enjoy. why don't you take a seat?
 窱и 埃獶稱常稱н帝и Oh, don't touch me, baby, unless you gonna take it all the way.
-弧ぃ﹚ぱи穦 -瓳 - one of these days, I just might. - oh!
- -摆? - willie. - huh?
筁ㄓ 筁ㄓ硂 Come here. front and center.
ㄓГ 叫畒 Come on. take a seat. seat of honor.
叫腊Γ 盾 Please, do me a favor.
獺ェ焊 ⊿ㄆ Trust neal. it's gonna be good.
и羆琌и窟 My dad always called me kitty...
窟珆... 琌и拜 Kitty katz... so I said,
"稱腊и窟杠" "you wanna call me some pet feline name,
"碞и窟珆﹋" Then call me miss pussy."
ê妓弧? 癸弧"窟珆(Τ潮场種)" You said that? to your dad you said "pussy"?
-谅谅 -谅谅 Yeah. thanks.
铲﹋ 盾 Strawberry, how you doin'?
Г ㎝產癬栏 Take a seat. join the party.
稱璶ㄇぐ或㎡ can I help you?
"穝縋沉绘爱┍闽み穝而焊▆" "new original flakes cares about new orleans.
"硂琌眎禣縋沉纔磃" "present this coupon for a free bowl of cereal.
"–臮10眎" "limit 10 per customer.
"临Τ诀穦墓眔1じ┾贱" A $1,000 raffle will follow."
-╯澈弧ぐ或摆 -ê琌и瓜 - what the hell? - that's my sketch.
-硂琌礶 -癸  - you drew this? - yeah. where'd you get my drawing?
иぃ種 浩 I didn't make this! are you crazy?
琌êフ猫 That idiot!
ネ種 Look at all that business they got!
ぃ ぃ琌ネ種 琌洱琁彼 No, it's not business. it's fuckin' charity.
-倒и沉! -倒и沉! - give me my cereal! - give us cereal! come on!
癸ぃ癬 ネ I'm-i'm so sorry, sir.
иぃ笵妓硂 I have no idea where these came from.
硂ㄇぃ硂柑ㄏノ These have no value here.
и粄醚 I can read. you understand?
╆簆 и... Excuse me. l...
腊腊и Help me.
倒иㄇ 官璸 Give us some food, man!
 单单 Okay. just a minute.
и沉㎡ Where's our cereal?
-だㄇ沉倒 -и⊿Τ暗纔磃 - give them the cereal. - I didn't make that coupon!
ê睼眀╧狟ね暗 Your goddamn boyfriend ought to be giving his shit away!
ぐ或и璶秘и坝珇 Why should I be donating my product?
Τ窥 ⊿ Because you're rich, and they're hungry!
и笵玡眖ゼ緅筁 Look, I know you've probably never been hungry before,
... 碞倒ㄇ 盾 But just... just feed them, okay?
獺и Trust me.
и沉㎡ 沉㎡ Where's our cereal? where's our cereal?
10窲 10窲 Ten bowls! ten bowls!
и沉㎡? where's our cereal?
и沉㎡? Where's our cereal?
 禲 单单 牡诡ぃ琌ㄓъ Whoa, willie. wait up, man. come on. they're not here for you.
ぃ琌 They're not here for you. no. come on.
êㄇ闽超猭瓣刁ぃ琌и τ琌 We're not the ones who shut down frenchman street. they are.
и沉㎡ и沉㎡ Where's our cereal? where's our cereal?
-琌硂ρ馏盾 -琌 и琌ρ馏 - are you the owner here? - yes, I'm the owner.
р硂иノノ 谅谅 и穦玂恨ウ I need to borrow this. please, please. I'll take care of it.
и沉㎡ Where's our cereal?
и沉㎡ и沉㎡ Where's our cereal? where's our cereal?
и沉㎡ Where's our cereal?
-и沉㎡ -ゴ磐 - where's our cereal? - ex-excuse me.
ゴ磐 excuse me.
ゴ磐 и╆簆 Excuse me. I'm sorry.
-╆簆 產 -и沉㎡ - excuse me, everyone. - where's our cereal?
硂... There's, uh... there's...
硂... There's been, uh,
硂柑Τㄇ粇穦 A little misunderstanding here.
-硂 -胊種 - here it is, here it is. - bad idea.
-秈 -钮и弧Ч - go back inside. - hear me out.
ぃ и⊿Τ... и... No. we didn't... we...
и⊿Τ稱さぱ穦Τ硂或ㄓ We didn't expect this kind of a turnout today, so, uh...
璶癸サホ繷 they're gonna fuckin' stone him!
弧碭 Just say something.
さぱи矗ㄑ–2窲 All we can do today is two bowls.
硂琌и暗 That's the best that we can do.
叫瑻み单 So, please, please be patient,
и穦祇沉 And we will just keep pouring cereal
┍柑沉ノゎ Until we run out!
礛и秈︽┾贱 Then we'll do the $1,000 raffle.
睼矹戈セ產 Fuckin' capitalist.
羆┮㏄ 琌иカ痷タ拜肈 As you know, homelessness and hunge
琌礚產耴㎝哀緅 Are real problems in our city.
硂Τ坝 And here's one businessman who's turning
盢肚 A promotional event for his store
跑Θ築磏羭惫 Into a huge act of generosity.
カチ癸硂兜羭惫は琈 Response from the public.'
琌玡荐疨 Nothing short of overwhelming.
克稲 иㄓ Honey, I'm home.
さぱ筁眔妓 Τぐ或届ㄆ祇ネ盾 And how was your day today? did anything interesting happen?
琵и笻はネ非玥ぇ You broke one of my 10 rules for successful living...
眖ぃ闽み穝籇 Never be on the news.
-挡狦琌Ч觅Θ -ê - as it turns out, all for a worthy cause... - there you are.
カ柑穝璣动盢だ祇倒程惠璶 Bringing food to the needy, sponsored by our city's latest hero.
ぃ ぃ иぃ咎硑 No. no, I can't quite make up the hand
灸腊ρ馏暗ㄆ You have shoved up the ass of that little stuart puppet of yours.
剪絤ЧΘ ノ迭粂琌ぐ或 Deftly done. what's the phrase he keeps using?
"璽砫穦" 间惩﹋ "a community of responsibility"? pure m.p. katz.
ぃ 龟悔 Nope. all him. he's actually very sawy
闽み硂ㄇ about this kind of stuff.
钡帝琌и We'll be back with
ぱ箇厨 The accuweather forecast
ぇ After this.
礛㎡ So?
ぐ或礛 So, what?
瘆玻 so is he bankrupt?
-"瘆玻盾" -癸 - "is he bankrupt?" - yeah.
ぃ ⊿Τ瘆玻 No, he's not bankrupt!
 硂フ猫 He's fine, you idiot!
瓳 ρぱ份摆 Oh, my, my, my.
程稭镍よΑ That was the stupidest...
暗 Way the stupidest stunt
程稭镍ㄆ薄 You've ever pulled.
ρ甅ェ焊竒ア盽 Vintage neal downs lunacy.
琌摆 Ч穌瘂 yes, it was pretty fucked up.
絋龟琌 Yes, it was.
痷琌ぱ 稭镍 Brilliant, inspired stupidity.
2猜矹さぱ琵 Oh. plus, between you two morons,
絘狥﹁ Some very poor people got fed today.
ê次 That was beautiful.
ぱ摆 ェ焊 狦ノよΑ τぃ琌縋沉┍ God, neal, if you could ever harness that kind of madness
-ㄓゎ硂ㄇ稭镍ㄆ薄 -ぱ摆 - in your art instead of that cereal shop... - oh, god.
度ㄑ把σ 糋﹋ For your information, miss harpy nag,
さぱи叫┍柑ゴ I hired someone to do just that today.
ぐ或 ... What? you re...
痷叫 You really... you really hired someone?
и⊿弧睲盾? Did I stutter?
琌街 Who?
碞琌铲﹋ That strawberry chick.
ê羪? Baby spice?
瓳 眔 и琌钮 鞍 Oh, come on. listen to you, hypocrite,
稱ノ潮垦玂そ? With your little stuey to keep you company, huh?
ぃ琌ê妓 That is not what that is like.
揪 P﹋ и┍玡耚êㄇ从 Oh, miss p, you put trees outside my store.
-吹瓜焊疭ぃ琌...镑 -и稲 - stuart is not... shut up. - I love you so much!
 琌癸 Okay, look, you're right.
璶膥尿承 常⊿闽玒 As long as you're doing your week, that's all that matters.
- -ご承 琌盾? - yeah. - you are doing your week, right?
-⊿岿 иタ暗 - - yes, I'm doing my week. - good.
-ê或瞷勉戮盾? - - so you can quit now, right? - right.
- -ゼ竒иす砛ぃ穖ǐи 硂焕 - good. ow! - don't take my stuff without asking, you turd!
暗ぐ或? 瞒и环翴 What is your problem? get off me.
цキ? 翅 翅 Get back, too, huh? ow! ow!
び и琌 娩 Too hard. I'm a girl. get away.
倒 Here you go.
瞷みǐ и莱 You can go now if you want. I think I got the hang of it.
-絋﹚? -讽礛 - you sure? - yeah. it's cool.
 璶╪帝刁癸 Okay. make sure you keep an eye out across the street.
狦ê柑籈栋禬筁50 If you see any more than 50 people in there at a time,
倒ňЫゴ筿杠 call the fire marshal.
硂琌笻猭 ир腹絏筿杠柑 It's illegal. I left the number by the phone.
笵 Got it.
ェ焊 睲翴Ч畐盾? Neal, have you done inventory?
-ぐ或? -畐 - what? - inventory!
碞琌睲翴 Th-that's when you count stuff, man.
ê...⊿Τ砯 And... and no more refills.
钮ǎ盾? ⊿Τì镑蠢传珇 You hear that? no more refills.
笵 ウぃ穦眖攫ㄓ This doesn't grow on trees, you know.
...ぃ琌硂柑 You... you don't work here.
и琌 Yeah, I do.
и侗ぃ癬 We can't afford that.
琌竡叭骋笆 She works for free.
-иぃ恨   - 癸ぃ癬 - I don't care. out! out! - okay. sorry.
 ê琌ぐ或? Willie, what is that?
琌碯 и眖蝗︽ㄓ隔筁ψ绘┍ㄓ It's toilet paper. I got it from the burger king on the way from the bank.
蝗︽? You were at a bank?
ㄢΩ twice.
иГ娩 ぃ琌耫耰 I sat at the desk, too, not the counter.
и蛤竒瞶酵 I talked to the manager.
璶⊿Μ戈玻 They're gonna seize your assets.
ぃ ぃ ぃ ぃ ぃ勉戮 No, no, no, no, no. you can't quit.
и秨﹍ 眔Θ狦 We just started. look at what you've already done here.
-硂琌ン穝浓璵? -ぐ或? - is that a new shirt? - what?
 硂瓜... и尺舧 Look, this sketch... I love this.
笵 и筁菌美砃痁 и来美砃 You know, I took art history class, and I know good art.
硂痷琌び次 This is really, really good.
и玡碞稱弧 и祇粆 Look, okay, I was gonna say this before, I swear.
и稱琵硂柑 I want you to bring your work here.
笵  碞钩礶碮 You know, you can make this, like, your gallery.
翅 翅 谋眔妓? Whoa, whoa, whoa. what do you think?
и谋眔硂妓 I think it looks better.
ぃ и琌ê礶碮 No, I meant about the gallery thing.
иフ種 I know what you meant.
êㄇ睼矹反иネ Those bastards stole my life.
敖и场產讽 They stole my whole gig, man.
ê 场 The name, everything.
笵瞷常Τ街柑? You know who's over there now?
– Everyone.
Θ竤い厩ネ㎝笴 A bunch of high school kids and tourists,
临Τ睼睼  A bunch of punks, normal-iooking guys.
临Τブ癌┰柑洱洱 A woman that skinny larry says is his mom...
瞷ê娩 She's over there right now.
-ê琌洱洱 -恨琌街 - that is his mom. - whatever.
ê娩疭借沉 She's eating special k out of a fucking bathtub.
俱俱舶 Got to be a whole box in there!
ェ焊 琌或穌? How could you let this happen, neal?
-и? -琌竒瞶 - me? - you're the manager!
碞琘ぱ纯弧筁"顿 ェ焊 暗竒瞶" Because one day, you said, "hey, neal, be the manager."
 纉玨... You, bob...
傣﹊ Tom.
傣﹊ T-tom.
琌畍 琌? You're a lawyer, aren't you?
琌畍? You're a lawyer?
и璶北 快盾? Let's sue him. can we do that?
 秨 и临Τ快猭 Don't even joke about that, willie. we're stronger than that, man.
 и北 敖叛竜 ︽盾? Come on, tom. say we can sue him. identity theft, right?
êΤ That's possible.
и璶琩琩 笵 I'll have to look it up in, you know,
隔吹ê猭兵ゅ The louisiana code of civil procedures.
琩 琩 Yes, look it up, man. look it up.
итぃêㄇ I don't have those books anymore.
螟笵畍硈瓜繻常⊿Τ? Doesn't loyola have a fucking library?
ие I'm gonna die.
-ие -硂妓 ρ - I'm gonna die. - come on, man.
ぃ穦  穦癬ㄓ You're not gonna die, willie. you're gonna be fine.
砛и璶闽 Maybe I should just close down.
ぐ或 What?
弧璊杠 ぃ闽 No, that's crazy talk. you can't close down.
ち常穦癬ㄓ Everything's gonna be fine.
 и穦矪瞶 All right. I'm gonna handle this.
ェ┰吹 倒翴 Nicholas, score willie a joint.
傣﹊ 蛤и筁ㄓ Mr. tom, you come with me.
瞷 钮帝 ê 吹瓜焊疭趁ル Now, listen, this guy stuart's just
琌眖厩拨穨甉甉的 フ? A little grad school pussy, okay?
┮璶ノ帮赣猭迭 So just say a bunch of law shit to him,
钮癬ㄓ腨τΤ┦ Sound serious and threatening.
и痷礚猭獺и膃帝畍 I can't believe I'm touching a lawyer.
⊿闽玒 傣﹊ネ 硂琌辣干诀穦 All right, mr. tom. this is your chance to atone
-硂ㄇ臛臔 -せる - for all those years of practice... - six months.
せる臛畍 Six months of practice as an ambulance-chasing weasel.
 ρ玡晋 Okay, old-timer.
墓 沧ネ禣縋沉 You pull this off, free cereal for life.
揪ぃ 狦墓 и临倒禦郴穝碪 Hell, if you pull this off, I'll even buy you a sombrero.
琌иぃ辨и美砃珇 But I don't think I want my artwork used
砆耚縋沉绘爱┍柑 As a marketing tool for a cereal shop.
 ê碞琌иぃフ See, that's what I don't understand.
癸иㄓ弧 狥﹁Τぃ芥跋 To me, it's, like, things are either for sale or they're not for sale.
и粄珇﹚芥 And I really think we can sell your stuff.
吹瓜焊疭 硂琌畍 Stuart, this is willie's attorney,
Τㄇㄆ薄稱... And he has something that he'd like...
傣﹊ 傣﹊ 筁ㄓ T-tom. tom, tom, tom, tom. come on.
Τㄇㄆ薄璶蛤量 He has something he'd like to tell you.
 и琌吹瓜焊疭緼柑 Hi. stuart zeringue the 4th.
琌畍? 砛粄醚克 疭筽緼柑? You're a lawyer? maybe you know my father, tre zeringue?
弟緼柑┪琌馋? Riley, zeringue & carmouche?
и竒Τ郴糴娩碪 I already have a sombrero.
ぐ或? a what?
临硂柑稦ぐ或? What the fuck are you still doing here?
硂暗ぐ或? What are you doing here?
瞷莱赣柑魁CD You're supposed to be working on your cd in your studio, neal.
琌 风 Her name's rachel.
风︺风ゞ惩 Rachel irene katz.
克粄醚克 And your daddy probably knows her daddy.
礶碮或ㄓ帝? Did you say a gallery?
赣 oh, fuck.
ㄓ  氮莱筁и Come on, willie! you promised me!
и琌踞みê I'm just afraid there might be
穦玻ネ痲侥 A conflict of interest here.
ぃ ⊿Τ拜肈 No, it's not a problem.
иがぃ We keep our private lives separate.
琌τ It's just a job.
 硂ぃ琌绘爱┍ Okay, but this is not flakes.
硂柑 и癸丁㎝砯 Here, we keep track of hours and inventory
临ΤΘセ北腨 And portion control.
τ璶拦碪 And you have to wear a hat.
硂琌矫ネ惠璶 It's a health code requirement.
璶糶夹乓 We'll get you a little name tag.
临Τ...倔溅も甅 And... rubber gloves
籹玻珇璶拦 For whenever you handle the product.
笵 临Τンㄆ ェ焊 You know, there's one more thing, too, neal.
讽ㄓê產┍ ê彩緗 When you were at flakes, you were rude
琌 ㄨ And self-righteous and sarcastic
临Τêㄇぃタ竒ē粂 And full of all that antiestablishment talk.
ゑ "" You know, "fight the power"
┮Τ硂ㄇ? And all that?
膥尿玂 Do that here.
硂琌芥翴 It sells.
-箂窥 -谅谅 - your change. - thanks.
顿 猭风焊 Hi, feral.
硂柑暗ぐ或? What are you doing here?
蛤妓 琌 フ? Same as you. just needed a job, you know?
瞷ê绘爱┍竒闽 Now that flakes is closed down.
硂琌ぐ或? 穝玻珇? 禦窲沉 What is this, the new special? you buy three bowls of cereal,
癳碩礶? Get a free miss p. art smock?
и礚猭г拦硂郴碪 I can't look at you in that hat.
揪 叫祔单 Oh, will you excuse me for a moment?
Ν ひ Good morning, ma'am.
-Ν -惠璶и腊Γ盾? - good morning. - can I help you?
琌 и璶ㄢ孽空┰沉睼 Yes. I would like the mix-a-bunch with double maple granola,
叉イ㎝窰铲 Skim milk and crumpled boysenberry crumble.
-醇匡拒 -谅谅 - excellent choice. - thank you.
辨尺舧 There you are. enjoy.
ぃノт箂 Keep the change.
び稰谅 Thank you very much.
- 緼柑ネ -產妓? - hello, mr. zeringue. - how we doing over here, guys?
иタ璶禗 I meant to tell you, silica packets
杆舶柑趾玂绘爱秔 In the bulk containers will help keep things crunchy.
硄盽ㄏノ筿疦絚ㄓ疢爱 They use them in electronics gear to keep them dry.
硄盽策篋钮ρ佰 Will used to get them in old stereo boxes,
琌и絋﹚穦稱禦ㄇ But I'm sure you'll just want to buy some.
酚臮 ェ焊 痷琌腊Γ 谅谅 Good looking out, neal. big help. thanks.
膀 And based on her energy,
┯空 ㎝烩旧 Commitment, and leadership skills,
и猭风焊Θ I'd like to announce that feral is going to be
и竒瞶瞶 Our first assistant manager.
ê或 ネ So, effective...
ミㄨネ Effective immediately,
盢璽砫 She will be responsible for staffing,
哎 睲翴畐 Promotions, inventory.
膀セ и常ユ倒 Basically, as much of my job as I can dump on her.
碞琌 膀セ So, that's basically all, um...
场 All...
穦某挡 Uh, meeting adjourned.
ェ焊 Neal.
筁ㄓ盾? Can you come here for a second?
⊿拜肈 Jawohll
砆秆侗 You're fired.
ぃぃぃ Nooo! no!
ろи86.38じ ェ焊 You owe me $86.38, neal!
 セェ瓆 fuck off, benedict!
ェ焊 ェ焊 иΘ Neal! neal, I got in!
里厩策痁 ρ и秈 Loyola jazz studies program, man. I got in!
и沧Θ I fucking got in!
び次  盉搂簍 That's great, man. you can do weddings now.
⊿岿 盉搂临Τ皊 Yeah, weddings and bar mitzvahs and shit!
ρ иヴよ簍 Dude, I'm gonna play everywhere.
и籏仓耞 I'm gonna play till my fuckin' arms fall off.
и璶禗ㄤウ ǎ ρ I'm gonna go let people know. later, man!
ぐ或? What?
さぱи祇200じ羱 I made 200 bucks for being employee of the month today.
и稱叫產獶盽次繺繻繺 I would like you to blow it all with me in a very fancy restaurant.
и谋眔ê產Λ繺芔ぃ岿 I was thinking, mmm, antoine's.
稰谋ㄇ盾? better?
硂р栏临琌иい厩厩 It's an old high school trick I learned.
穦 ㄤウㄆ碞快 Do that first on the date, and everything else seems easy.
ぃ岿估 That was nice.
皊諯浇琌街翴? Des huitres en coquille a la rockefeller.
и Magnifique.
垛 êㄇ浇癬ㄓぃ岿 Mmm! those dead snails look divine.
叫篊ノ Les escargots a la bourguignonne.
琌ノ硂р盾? We use the little barbie forks for these?
 临Τンㄆ Uh, enrique, one more thing.
и钮肚籇弧窟ㄓ I heard a rumor that fat cats come in here
临ノ玂盞絏 And use a secret code
﹚碭狹鞍杆Θフ皑矗ェ皊 To order pitchers of martinis disguised as water.
硂琌痷? True?
и裕ぃ笵 I really couldn't say.
疨皊 ネ? How's the firewater, boys?
爱狹 Cheers.
び次 Mmm! man, that's good.
笵? How is yours?
ぃ岿 It's great.
и琌弧 辰 I mean, the fish is amazing.
琌ê絊坷蒙㎝郊 But buried under a pound of crab and shrimp,
笵ぃ㏎妓 It's out of fucking control.
-顿 ェ焊 -垛? - hey, neal. - mm-hmm?
临癘眔и玡弧瑈絬禲ó... You know how we talked about the airstream...
穘簎贾㎝美砃珇? Rock and roll cult leader and art legend?
笵ê琌璸购 You understand that that's a plan.
ぃ琌フら冠 That's not a fantasy.
и笵... Τㄇㄆи⊿矪瞶 I know... that I screwed some stuff up.
-琌... -⊿闽玒 - but... - it's okay.
ит I can get another job.
ぐ或? What?
иぱт 琌τ I can have another one tomorrow. it's just a job.
弧 Stop saying that!
硂ぃ琌ぃ拜肈 There's no such thing as just a job.
ヴ禣丁ㄆ薄常琌ネ㏑ Anything that takes up your time takes up your life.
狦ぃ暗粄璶ㄆ薄 What if you never do anything that you think is important?
ぐ或 钩妓 粄盢Θ Oh, what? like you? you think you're gonna
禦├珇肚美砃產? Become an art legend selling fuckin' souvenirs?
礛 穦ま计璸ヘ Next, you're gonna be gluing googly eyes onto conch shells
êノī催暗穝夹粁 "иゴ╧" With the new original logo "we crushed the little guy."
反縋沉绘爱┍ 硂玵畕 You killed flakes! you're a fuckin' sellout!
и弧筁и琌ㄇㄆ⊿矪瞶 I said I screwed some stuff up!
и琌稱狦绘爱┍⊿ ê... I just thought that if flakes was gone, that...
笵盾? ぶи荷 荷盾 You know what? at least I'm trying. are you trying anything?
ェ焊 狦ぃ荷 或镑笷Θ冠稱? How are you supposed to get to the dream, neal, if you don't try anything?
┚空ē 瞶稱盾? Have you committed one note, one word?
и⊿Τ盾? и讽礛洱荷 Hell, yes! fuck, yes, I have!
- êи紆簈 -摆 倒ир摆 - well, then, play me a song! - well, then, bring me a guitar!
и璶р繺并翴奔 I'll cancel the desserts for you.
边 Good night.
谅谅 Thank you, enrique.
糑 官璸 Oh, man.
珃瓳 и﹡礛砆繺繻话ㄓ Whoo! we got kicked out of antoine's.
び次 Right on.
揪 и常硂或璊穌 Oh, so you think I've just been fucking around all this time,
-τㄆ礚Θ 琌盾 -ぃ и... ぃ - and I got nothing, huh? - no. l... no.
и笵Τㄇ眏暗ㄇㄆ薄 I think it's really hard to drag something
临璶甶ボ倒 硂絋螟 Out of yourself and show it to someone.
ぱ摆 Oh, god.
и痷ぃ琌稱璶暗硂 I didn't mean to do this now.
砛... 砛и暗 иぃ笵 L... maybe I did. I don't know.
琌 иぃ碞硂或Г琅 But, um, I can't keep waiting.
 单 Well... well, wait a minute.
弧ぐ或㎡? What are you talking about?
ê纯竒弧筁粆ē㎡? What the hell happened to all that "i'm so committed" stuff?
иぃ笵 I don't know.
 ⊿ㄆ? - - are you... are you okay?
-或? -巨 - what? - oh, fuck.
-癸ぃ癬 痷癸ぃ癬 -⊿ㄆ ぃ闽ㄆ - I'm sorry. I'm sorry. - no, it's not that.
и琌ぃび策篋ψ摆 独猳摆êㄇ狥﹁ I'm not used to all that meat and butter and shit.
ê琌常絓摸 That's because you only eat cereal!
êㄇぃ琌 It's not food!
ê琌捆ㄠ It's baby food.
揪 ぱ摆 稱琵и盾? 硂ち常琌硂ㄇ盾 Oh, god, you want me to grow up? is that what this is all about?
ぃ ぃ иぃ稱硂妓 No, no, I don't want that.
и眖ㄓぃ稱ê妓 и琌辨ㄇ I don't ever want that. I just want you to grow.
ぃ種 琵ア辨 I'm sorry to disappoint you again.
 吹ネ Fuck you, mr. downs.
洱 端иみ Fuck you for breaking my heart!
P? P?
P. P.
单 Wait a minute.
单单 单 Wait, wait, wait. wait a minute.
иΤ иΤㄇ狥﹁稱琵钮钮 I got... I got something I want you to hear.
硂柑Τи簈Ρ I got 10 songs here I've been working on.
粄иㄆ礚Θぃ琌盾? You think I've been working on nothing, huh?
и稱琵钮钮硂 I want you to listen to this.
单 Wait a minute.
糑! Hey!
ǐ Don't go.
ぃ璶ǐ! Do not go!
巨 Fuck!
钮帝 Listen.
钮帝 Listen!
ぃ琌琵и簍簈盾? You wanted me to play you a song!
иタ摆 I'm playing you a song!
超糒 Shut up!
! Willie!
 秨 Willie, open up!
硂び洱螟 This shit really isn't very good.
и荷秖耻Чイ I'm trying to finish up all the milk
硂妓碞ぃ穦禣 So it won't go to waste.
и璶闽绘爱┍┮Τゅン I need all the paperwork for flakes.
иタ﹁礷浆 I'm taking the maypo.
ガ緗吹睲瞶硂ㄇぇ玡 Let me know if there's anything you want,
硂Τぐ或稱璶禗и Before I let bruce look it over.
琵ガ緗吹睲瞶 既ぃ璶 Don't let bruce look anything over. not yet.
е翴 êㄇゅン  Come on. the paperwork, willie.
и璶 I need, uh,
 玻舦靡 Incorporation papers, occupational license,
ㄢ祙虫 Taxes for the last two years,
ヴΤ闽绘爱┍芭厨摆ぇ摸 Any press clippings you have about the place.
砛иêㄠΤ Oh, maybe. in my place.
-êㄠ? -琌摆 - your place? - mm-hmm.
 ǐ Okay, let's go.
硂临Τ砋イ㎡ There's another bag of milk.
êㄠ 官璸 Let it go, man.
и硂琌稦估摆? What are we doing?
и荡ぃ碞硂妓琵绘爱┍超 We ain't letting flakes die without a fight.
êㄇゅンㄠ? Where's the papers?
ぃ笵 莱赣ぐ或よ I don't know. probably somewhere.
硂柑 In here.
и綼 Aw, shit!
硂穦т No wonder we tanked.
и綼 官璸 眔穌ㄇ璶狥﹁ This is sick, man. you gotta find what's important,
礛р硂ㄇ⊿ノ常縉奔 And then hit the rest of this shit with some kerosene and a match.
硂ㄇ︰В穦鍃 You're gonna smother under all this crap.
摆 硂琌胺眃场ゅン All right. department of health.
硂莱赣琌玻舦靡 This should be your occupational license,
硂–せる碞璶浪琩Ω Which needed to get inspected once every six months.
瓳 官璸 Wow, man.
ぐ或癸硂ㄇゅン硂或Τ╯? When did you get to be an expert on paperwork, man?
иぃ ︺箉堵焊琌盡產 I'm not. ashton hale is.
иㄓ弧 Let me get this straight.
硂ㄇよ琌矗ㄑ絓Ν繺盾? These places serve breakfast cereal?
碞钩縋沉ドμ摆ぇ摸碍狥﹁盾 Corn flakes, total, shit like that?
и癚菇硂ㄇ狥﹁ I'll be damned.
琌禗и疭筽緼柑竒犁帝產┍盾? And you're telling me that tre zeringue's boy runs the other place?
揪 官璸 и穦稲硂珿ㄆ Oh, man, am I gonna love this.
 и璸购琌硂或ㄆ Okay. here's our game plan.
и穦既倒 We're gonna lob a temporary restraining order at him.
瘤弧丁ぃ ìр倒稴を Now, it won't hold. but it'll really piss him off.
讽緼柑眔硂既 And when junior gets the tro,
穦倒ρ Well, he's gonna show it to daddy.
讽ρи And when daddy sees my name on it,
礛ρ荡癸穦癬筿杠礛倒и"筧筧" You can bet your left nut he's gonna pick up the phone and give me a
いゅ辊 jingle,
ρ琌ぃ稱猭畑 Because he doesn't want this going to court.
и琌弧 礚碿種 琌癸 垫盒罢 I mean, no offense, but to him, this is chickenshit.
猭畑癸ぃ 穦稱璶╬硂ㄆㄠ This is so beneath him, he's just gonna wanna settle.
礛㎡ и穦禗 ぃ︽ Well, I'm gonna tell him, "hell, no,"
临ろи初┰ぺ皑㎝隔吹ê抉芕瞴ゑ辽 Cause he still owes me for that big 'bama/lsu game.
礛и穦禗 иタσ納璶ぃ璶ノビ叫ヲ掉 And then I'll tell him, "well, we're gonna think about arbitration."
瓳 笵ぐ或琌ヲ掉盾 And, uh... you know what arbitration is?
㎝猭畑柑畉ぃ It's kind of like pretend court.
р┮Τ常秈丁 You get everybody in a room.
碞钩砆糵妓 It's like you have a trial
琌⊿Τêㄇ羉壕フ猫糵癟祘 Without all the bullshit of a trial.
琌┮Τ狥﹁常琌才猭璶― フ? But everything is still legally binding, okay?
琌ぃ琌ぃ恨腀ぃ腀種 Yeah, and everyone has to be there,
常ゲ斗畊㎡ Whether they wanna be there or not.
瓳 琌 狦и ê碞ゲ斗畊 Oh, yeah. if we call them, they have to be there.
- -谅谅 - yeah, well, - thank you.
и莱赣ти畍酵酵 We should talk to our lawyer.
肂 碞琌и崩滤 Yeah, the man who recommended you
琌畍 衡琌 Is also a lawyer, sort of.
? Name?
傣﹊ 傣﹊ ぐ或 Tom. tom... something.
-膀紈? - 琌 - guidry? - uh, yeah.
ρ傣﹊膀紈? Old tommy guidry?
иρ材碞琌蛤癸痢そ绑 My dad tried his first case against him with the d.a.
砆穌毖额 Handed him his ass.
硂砛碞琌и崩滤 That's probably why he recommended us to you.
琌摆 硂竒Θи產壁肚珿ㄆ Oh, yeah. it's kind of like a legend in my family.
êぱиゴ毖隔吹ê程羙 The dad my daddy beat the smartest man in louisiana.
琌摆 ρ傣﹊ 虏ゑ碍临弘 Oh, yeah. old tommy. he's smarter than hell.
IQ︳璸眔Τ300 Yeah. but having a 300 iq
硂碞钩琌Τ20璣へ蔓蔓妓 Is kind of like having a 20-inch dick.
笵иぐ或種盾? 虏碞琌禜瞏ㄨ螟竚獺 You know what I mean? it's real impressive,
琌痷璶ノウ But when you get right down to it,
碞⊿ê或肛眎 There's not a whole lot of it
讽礛 临琌ノ You can actually use.
琌n.o.绘爱┍摆 You're part of the n.o. flakes team.
и惠璶硂ㄇ и惠璶 - we need these. we need you. -
稱璶ぐ或? 璶ぐ或и常穦骸ì 禪蹿摆... What do you want? I can get you anything you want. a loan...
吹瓜焊疭緼柑 Stuart zeringue.
琌 Yeah.
帽 Sign by your name.
硂琌羬 It's a temporary restraining order.
иぱ摆 沟赌︺箉堵焊 Oh, my god. they hired ashton hale.
猭玹高畉ぃ璶300 He's like a $300-an-hour legal assassin.
笵硂ㄆㄠ盾 Do you know anything about this?
瓳 иρ﹚璶浩 Oh, my dad is gonna have an aneurysm.
笵иêㄠт炊﹁惩﹋盾 Do you know where I can find a miss pussy katz?
吹瓜焊疭 Stuey.
糑 ρ Hey, dad.
ㄠ р浓︾ゃ秈 Tuck your shirt in, son.
疭筽 盾? ǎ痷蔼砍 Tre, how are you? good to see you.
硂琵и隔吹ê抉芕瞴辽 This makes us "even steven"
цキ On the lsu bet,
硂┰ぺ皑睼矹 You big 'bama bastard.
Г铆 "roll tide."
и痷璶硂ㄇぐ或 Are we seriously doing this
洱Ν繺┍ㄓゴ﹛盾 Over a goddamn breakfast cereal restaurant?
ろи - you own it. -
-秨﹍ 堵焊ネ -谅谅 - you open, mr. hale. - thank you.
陪 This is a pretty straightforward
硂琌癬闽坝夹㎝玻舦 Trademark and copyright infringement.
 此承硂珇礟 Uh, mr. willie bergeron here developed the concept,
㏑縋沉绘爱┍ The name flakes, the atmosphere, everything.
礛㎡ 疭筽 And then tre's boy...
ぃ種 め Sorry, client...
堆叛硂承種 Appropriated it all
刁癸秨產摸┍ And opened a duplicate across the street
虏璶ㄓ弧 In order to capitalize
﹚坝穨猭よ On an established business concern
癸硂產┍ㄓ玙礟┍㎡ And its clientele.
иゴ衡發癚闽獻甡坝夹ㄏノ舦㎝ So we'll be seeking a name change
钡竒蕾穕ア And a cash settlement for revenues lost.
坝夹爹㎝玻舦靡㎡? Trademark and copyright papers?
ぃ惠璶êㄇ狥﹁ и眖┍鏓秨眎癬碞Τノㄤ┮Τ舦 Don't need them. we have ownership from creation.
猭﹚び家絢 Well, the statutes are vague,
и⊿Τт闽まノ虫じ And we found no relevant precedents.
║疭籔弟吹 Vortolon vs. clemens.
1932 Full-weight brand coffee brought suit
Full-weight brand〡柏癸full major brand〡柏禗砠い Against full major brand and won.
秤 1932.
膀紈ネ? Mr. guidry?
и I thought you were dead.
 硂琌秸琩╯ㄓ盾 膀紈ネ? So, you, uh, researched this yourself, mr. guidry?
琌摆 硂よ虏碞琌ぱ Yeah, he's a genius at these kinds of things.
 р硂 All right. let's settle this.
и临Τと繺穦㎡ I got a lunch at commander's.
瞷狦и猭畑 и盢穦ア珇礟 Now, if we went to trial, we'd lose the name,
┮и钡倒ê So we'll give you that.
瞷и酵窥拜肈 Now it's just money.
蝶︳竒蕾穕ア碭琌ぃ It's impossible to assess revenues lost,
┮㎡ и钡糶计 So I'm gonna write a number down,
璶或钡硂掸窥 璶或и膥尿钡帝酵 And you either accept it, or we go fightin'.
20,000? Twenty thousand bucks?
и穦钡 I'll take it, man! shit, yeah!
洱 10000ㄤ龟碞镑 - yeah! - damn it. he'd have taken 10.
谅谅 堵焊ネ Thank you, mr. hale!
ぃ 此ネ You're welcome, mr. bergeron.
и临⊿Чㄆ㎡ 硂﹋ Uh, we're not quite done here, young lady.
单单 ︺箉 眔秈へ Hold on, ashton. don't push it.
め竒蔼砍 Your client's happy.
此ネぃ琌иめ Mr. bergeron's not my client.
吹ネ琌и臮 Mr. downs paid my retainer.
ぐ或? What?
琌竨叫? You hired him?
硂碞琌芥CD窥ノ猭盾 This is how you finally part with your precious cd money?
╯澈稱眖硂柑眔ぐ或㎡? What could you possibly want from this?
瓳 ┏稱璶ぐ或 Oh, what does he want?
ㄌ侣ネи骸ì柑盾? A lifetime supply of cheerios?
硂洱琌ぐ或碍狥﹁? What the hell is this?
硂穦琌М祇獹種 ∕ぃ琌ê贺炊硄 And it's gotta be a shiny one, not dull gray.
摆 М祇獹摆 Fine! a shiny one.
帝硂 罙秆ㄆ Get this and get it over with.
硂ぃ琌ほ稱 硂琌и璸购 It's not a fantasy. it's a plan.
瓳 吹ネ Oh, mr. downs!
洱 Damn.
 и琌だ Well, we're gonna take off, willie.
穦⊿拜肈 癸? So you're gonna be okay on your own, right?
み и稱и常ぃ穦ǎ It's cool. I figure we'll be staying open a long time
и硂ㄠΤ20,000㎡ Before I use up 20 grand, right?
-琌摆 -ゑ玡暗 - yeah. - you can do better than that.
и蛤и弧ぃ璶础も硂ンㄆ I just told my dad to fuck off, so...
и瞷ろ100,000﹍щ戈 I now owe him a hundred grand for the initial investment,
20,000 Plus 20 grand to you, willie,
ぃ恨ê进╈óぶ窥 And whatever that trailer thing costs,
и常竒丁钡Θ官 So... I'd be a pretty motivated partner.
琵縋沉绘爱┍碞硂或Ч Don't let flakes die when you run out of that money.
临Τ ぃ琌惠璶┍竒瞶盾? Plus you need a manager, right?
и緅 I'm starving.
琌 иタ瓜筽弄и坝恨瞶河 Yeah, I'm getting my mba at tulane.
ぃ穦 иMBA碞琌ê柑拨穨 No way. I got my mba at tulane.
 иō - look, phi gamma.
иぱ摆 びォ Oh, my god! I'm a kappa!
и琌ぐ或 We are what?
и琌ぐ或 哀戴禣盾? What are we, horny consumers?
ぃ琌 No!
ぃ琌 No, no.
洱 ㄓ常琌 Fuck them. consumers are parasites.
êи琌ぐ或㎡ So what are we, then?
硑は盾 - rebels? -
ぃ ぃ ぃ êㄇ硑は常琌瑈簙 No, no, no. rebels are wanderers, man.
ぃ и琌穝ネ承硑 No, we are the ones that make originals from copies,
и琌р瑀媚跑Θ The ones that turn poison into food.
и琌琵┮Τ绘爱┍常籇赤義 We're the ones that take every brand-ass,
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